“Establish a "zone of tranquility" where your drunken wife can't find you.” — Viktor Kalvachev Copy Share Image
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've had the luxury of not having to work because of my husband. — LaTanya Richardson Copy Share Image
“It's about how we've both been the worst and we're still trying our best.” — Amanda Rosenberg Copy Share Image
A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I will not just love you till death.I will love you for eternity,this life and the next.” — Duha Zanjabil Copy Share Image
I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Relationship Principle 3 He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting. — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
We are slaves in the hands of nature - slaves to a bit of bread, slaves to praise, slaves to blame, slaves… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I think marrying somebody who's not a celebrity, it just takes a lot of the pressure off. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
In my 20s everyone thought I was Fiona Apple. Now I'm either the wife from The King of Queens or somebody on… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“At sixty, I worshiped her with the volcanic ardour of eighteen. All the gold of my rich nature was poured hopelessly at… — Wilkie Collings Copy Share Image
BOY: I luv u girl and I want u 2 be my babe. GIRL: I accept but no sex bcos I want… — Newlove Copy Share Image
“They came together, they loved and they married. In innocence, and never dreaming how courageous they were, they started a new life… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“So you thought you'd go to a party where you could talk about babies and weddings and houses all night. Because not… — Dolly Alderton Copy Share Image
My wife fosters dogs, to try and give these lost puppies a chance to get adopted. I'm grateful to my wife for… — Dan Payne Copy Share Image
“The bottom line with men is: they feel best about themselves when they are solving problems. Therefore, they spend most of their… — Bill Farrel Copy Share Image
“Edward didn’t know what he was thinking, asking her about marriage. He wasn’t a damned viscount. He refused to be one. And… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife. — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
“I lie back on my pillow and think back to that day. The day that I fell for my wife.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
There's always an assumption that when the girls get married they don't want to work. — Priyamani Copy Share Image
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Thank you for adding to the joyful spirit of our wedding with your presence and gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Savers like spenders, worriers like avoiders and planners marry dreamers. — Olivia Mellan Copy Share Image
I want to be two thousand percent sure before I get married. It should last forever. — Fabio Lanzoni Copy Share Image
When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
