Marriage Quotes · Page 254

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

— Kin Hubbard

“But i must have a husband, darling. All women must have a husband.”

— Anonymous

The secret to a happy marriage is... separate bathrooms.

— Steve Doocy

It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.

— Robert Breault

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

— Alexander Pope

I am too ambitious to become a house husband.

— Arjun Kapoor

To be honest, my husband and my children are my best friends.

— Helen McCrory

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

— Lord Byron

“Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I hate wedding.Old people would poke me and saying that you're next .They stopped when I started going up to themat funerals…

— Vicky Alexis

If My Future wife doesn't cry while I'm walking down the aisle my ass is turning around.

— Karina Zavala

“Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't…

— Martha Bolton

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like…

— Gene Wilder

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

— Johnny Vegas

WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a…

— Nikhil Saluja

“As you gave the ring to one another and have now received it a 2nd time from the hand of the pastor,…

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

if you find one true friend in your life, you're richer than most. If that one true friend is your husband, you're…

— Mitch Albom

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking…

— Mary Oliver

I literally wear a mask. When I take it off, I'm a father. I'm a husband. I like to come home, and…

— Rey Mysterio

A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality…

— Laura Schlessinger

“An eternal marriage is eternal. Eternal implies continuing growth and improvement. It means that man and wife will honestly try to perfect…

— F. Burton Howard

“What’s Mitch’s better-than-love?” Randy snorted. “He and his slut-bunny husband are those disgusting nougat-center people who just flat out like being in…

— Heidi Cullinan

“an independency. And, by the way, in the new code of laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to…

— John Adams

Love is a tie that binds; matrimony straps them together

— Robert Frost

Marriage is a sort of tacit hunting in couples.

— Susan Sontag

If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle

— Dorothy L. Sayers

I observed that after marriage people cease to be curious.

— Anton Chekhov

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

— Jarod Kintz

Marriages break up over renovating a house. Really, they do.

— Haim Saban

I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.

— Ivan Slavkov

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

— Jane Austen

I was married for four years, then success happened.

— Jackee Harry

My wife asked me to marry her. But we did not jump the broom.

— Salim Akil

A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.

— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.

— Craig Finn

“If you fall in love, you feel forever young.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it.”

— Sandra Brown

“For me, it´s sloth," I say. "Hedonistic sloth and escapism.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

— Ambrose Bierce