I'll tell you what I got: I got your wife's pussy on my breath. — From The Movie TED Copy Share Image
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I have a very wonderful separation-divorce. It's a divorce - but it's a weird one. — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband. — Lady Bird Johnson Copy Share Image
Perhaps I've found the secret for an unhappy private life. Every three years, I go and marry a girl who doesn't love… — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love. — Alex Low Copy Share Image
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“I did it,” Gabriel said, conversationally. “I met the woman, the only woman for me. I met her, and now . . . I’m… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
I do not believe that defending traditional marriage between one man and one woman excludes anybody or usurps anybody's civil rights and… — Alan Autry Copy Share Image
You may have married her, but she is mine. Do you think I shall let you take her? She may be ten… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is 'red alert.' I… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
Everything that's old is new, and everything that's new is old. Stephanie Mills I believe entertainers should know what's going on and… — Stephanie Mills Copy Share Image
My experience of what a loving relationship is like rings true with a lot of people I meet. I have a theory… — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
Even when all the paperwork-a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns-clearly indicates you're an… — Kelly Corrigan Copy Share Image
When I married Sammy, my first husband, we were both just so young. But I've had a hugely successful career and I… — Shirley Ballas Copy Share Image
The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Millions of women hate their husbands for the simple reason that they feel used, as if they are just machines for your… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“FROM ECSTASY TO AGONY Romantic Love sticks around long enough to bind two people together. Then it rides off into the sunset.… — Harville Hendrix Copy Share Image
Marriage is by nature a covenant, Not just a private contract one may cancel at will.. — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Procreative power & priesthood power are shared by husband & wife — M. Russell Ballard Copy Share Image
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
The most important gift you can give your children is to love their mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage doesn't create problems. It reveals them. You bring unresolved stuff into it. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
Forest who is in love with fire will wear black wedding gown in her wedding! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
