Marriage Quotes · Page 234

Nobody gets married to a clever song, let alone falls in love to one.

— Paul Westerberg

If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married?

— Jonathan Freedland

I ran straight through the boundaries a married couple should live by.

— Tiger Woods

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.

— Anonymous

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

— Jackie Mason

Wedding hasn't affected my professional life at all.

— Rubina Dilaik

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

— Henny Youngman

I don't want to have to kneel down to my husband, I don't want to be submissive.

— A. J. Odudu

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.

— Chinese Proverbs

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

— Sacha Guitry

Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring…

— Robert Fulghum

My wife and I don't have kids and people are down on us about it. But we're just not wired that way,…

— Paul Feig

I'm okay with multinational marriage, foreigners are also alright. Mixed blood babies are so pretty.

— Leeteuk

“When a women spy on her husband and wherever he goes she goes after him, that means she doesn't have any self…

— Tahani Shihab

A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter.

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

“It seems as if, in making a marriage, either the individual or the interest of the species must come off badly.”

— Alain de Botton

The universe doesn't really care if you bounce back. It doesn't feel that weird to write about paralysis or being in hospital…

— Steve Toltz

“[M]arriage is not holy in Christianity; … an unholy thing … excluded from heaven. … Where his heaven is, there is his…

— Ludwig Feuerbach

I do a lot of research and yes, do know quite a few police officers, friends of mine and my husbands. However,…

— Franny Armstrong

“This means that the Genesis 2 account cannot be used to argue that heterosexual union in marriage reconstitutes the original, binary, or…

— James V. Brownson

You really don't have to worry about your spouse, as long as you trust him or her. If you trust your spouse…

— Morris Chestnut

“Ladies, if you’re single there is nothing wrong, sinful or wicked about desiring a husband, nothing. Anyone who would say otherwise is…

— Matt Chandler

I do think there is much truth in the Young German idea that marriage is a shockingly immoral institution, as well as…

— Jane Welsh Carlyle

“The Viscount stepped into the room. "Came to see if you was dead," he said. "Laid Pom odds you weren't." Lethbridge passed…

— Georgette Heyer

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Marriage is not a sales deal and you don't have to close it as fast as you can.”

— Swati Kumar

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

— Abraham Lincoln

Divorce is hard and painful and complicated, and something you have to grow through.

— Sharon Stone

I grew up in Murray, Kentucky. My wife is from there, also.

— W. Earl Brown

WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments;

— Nikhil Saluja

“Marriage is like a fingerprint. Everyone's is different. ”

— Angela Lam Turpin

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

— Ambrose Bierce

No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.

— Anonymous

My wife made me get a cellphone, which I keep in my briefcase. I've never used it.

— Alan C. Greenberg

“Should she deliver the news of their impending marriage?”

— Shadonna Richards

“If you're stressing over happiness, you're doing it wrong!”

— Shannon L. Alder

I can't say anymore than I love you. Anything else would be a waste of breath.

— Elvis Costello

I've got a beautiful wife and a beautiful family.

— Christian Laettner

If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Two months later at a party, Bernard pulled me into a closet and proposed. I said yes.

— Shelley Duvall