Marriage Quotes · Page 227

Salaam Bombay' and 'Monsoon Wedding' are the two Mira Nair films I go back to.

— Rasika Dugal

If love is the quest, then marriage is the conquest

— Anonymous

If only all straight weddings could be somehow gay-ified.

— Simon Sebag Montefiore

I'd love to walk down the aisle in a big, white dress and have the fairy-tale wedding.

— Alison Hammond

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

— Rick Reilly

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people

— Larry the Cable Guy

“We are forever asking Nature whether it has stopped beating its wife.”

— Abraham Kaplan

Send me dead flowers to my wedding and I won't forget to put roses on your grave.

— The Rolling Stones

“Friedan also didn’t consider the population of American women who were already altering marriage patterns,”

— Rebecca Traister

“As our dear Husband, in wooing his [church], received many a black stroke, so his bride, in wooing him, gets many blows,…

— Samuel Rutherford

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.

— Isadora Duncan

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

— Rebecca West

“Honey, anything can be hard - having a husband gone all the time, or underfoot all the time, or no husband, or…

— Cindy Woodsmall

I feel like a different person since my mum passed away, like I'm driving a ship with my husband alongside me and…

— Stella McCartney

She who dwells with me whom I have loved with such communion, that no place on earth can ever be solitude to…

— William Blake

No offense, but I don't get the whole concept of arranged marriage. I'd rather know the person who I'll settle down with.

— Sidharth Malhotra

“Some people buried their fears in food, she knew, and some in booze, and some in planning elaborate engagements and weddings and…

— Jenny Colgan

“I have this special license burning a hole in my pocket, so I was thinking we might go find a vicar and…

— Sabrina Jeffries

The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty…

— Lewis Black

I have always been very choosy, but as you grow older, your tolerance for crap becomes less. The role I will do…

— Kajol

“There were, in Clochemerle, a number of lady 'invalids', their conversation one long jeremiad concerning their health, who had worn out their…

— Gabriel Chevallier

Each couple's version of intimacy is so fascinating to me. A friend will tell me about her marriage, and I'll think, 'Yikes,…

— Miranda July

Being a wife and mother are the single most important roles in my life. They take a lot of work, a lot…

— Candace Cameron Bure

Protestantism came and gave a great blow to the religious and ritualistic rhythm of the year, in human life. Non-conformity almostfinished the…

— D. H. Lawrence

“His resentment of his wife, Caroline, was moderate and well contained.”

— Jonathan Franzen

There is no need to write about every fight that I have with my wife. That is not fair.

— Ranvir Shorey

The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.

— William Shakespeare

“Failure is part of being human, and it is definitely part of being married.”

— Ada Calhoun

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

— Chelsea Handler

When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

— Larry the Cable Guy

“If yer after a husband, forget it, he says. I seen what you did to the last one.”

— Moira Young

My parents' marriage was, on an aesthetic level, very pleasing to behold.

— Lisa Jewell

The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision.

— Si Robertson

I was, for some reason, born knowing how to get married.

— Tracy McMillan

Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instinct can be perceived.

— Bertrand Russell

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

— Ambrose Bierce

“Marriages are like pianos. They go in and out of tune.”

— Sarah Waters

Love can be happy, Love can be sad. That doesn't mean to love is bad.

— Sharlene05

Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage

— Gloria Steinem

“No one ever said this marriage was going to be fair,”

— Bella Forrest