“Love, they said, burns you and builds you. But with you, there’s no ash. Just light.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Thor is so sweet. He appreciates my abilities so much he calls me his trophy wife.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
My wife and I started a breeding program where we breed American quarter horses. — Brady Jandreau Copy Share Image
Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death. — Louis XIV Copy Share Image
“He hadn't been kissed by a woman in that way since his wife died, a kiss so pure that it felt like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I am shamed to realize that in my marriage, my daughters never heard their father and me fight, which also meant, perhaps,… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
“Luck which so often defies anticipation in matrimonial affairs, giving attraction to what is moderate rather than to what is superior.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Marriage is two whole people coming together to be one unit. Not broken Pieces trying to form a cohesive unit. There will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife Neelam is a North Indian, so she will make North Indian food, while my mother will make Bengali food. — Ronit Roy Copy Share Image
I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
“She was mine. For the sake of appearances, she was my wife, but she was mine anyway. She didn’t know it yet,… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can always… — Deborah Heiligman Copy Share Image
As much as I love live performance and as much fun as it can be to travel around, it really is nice… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
“Go back to your house then, and see what happiness you find there.’ ‘It has nothing to do with happiness.’ ‘It is… — Helen Dunmore Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
“Beauvoir left their home wanting to call his wife and tell her how much he loved her, and then tell her what… — Louise Penny Copy Share Image
Siddharth accepts me in the way I am. In the first few months of marriage I got bogged down by the notion… — Vidya Balan Copy Share Image
“if you're married or have a partner make sure you collaborate with your partner” — Christine Benz Copy Share Image
If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule. — Elizabeth Hawes Copy Share Image
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
There's a lot more historical baggage to deal with as a wife than as a partner. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
“...there’s few on Earth as can cut a man deeper than his childless wife.” — Craig Russell Copy Share Image
What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Husbands should not have to earn respect anymore than wives should have to earn love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing I've ever wanted in my life is to be a mom and a wife. — Missy Peregrym Copy Share Image
A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
