The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably. — Anita Ekberg Copy Share Image
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her) — Aileen Wuornos Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As to marriage, I think the intercourse of heart and mind may be fully enjoyed without entering into this partnership of daily… — Margaret Fuller Copy Share Image
I'd decided that the day I paid off all my debts, I would get married. Exactly two months later, I got hitched. — Sajid Nadiadwala Copy Share Image
Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life tis… — John Selden Copy Share Image
“When I first got married, I took my husband by the hand and led him first to the kitchen and then to… — Karen DelleCava Copy Share Image
The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
It seems clear to me that marriage ought to be constituted by children, and relations not involving children ought to be ignored… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“A woman by nature is supposed to be picky, because a woman decides the quality of our next generation by virtue of… — Patricia Dixon Copy Share Image
Especially around Valentine's Day, it's easy to find advice about sustaining a successful marriage, with suggestions for 'date nights' and romantic dinners… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
I feel people naturally have a brightness. When that is extinguished by circumstances - be it a wrong marriage or a situation… — Vanessa Kirby Copy Share Image
“In praise of mu husband's hair A woman is alone in labor, for it is an unfortunate fact that there is nobody… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“When the dust rises over the desert, the villagers know that Lo-Melkhiin is coming with his guards to choose another wife. He… — E.K. Johnston Copy Share Image
“No happy marriage was, in his estimation, ever based on thoughtless, automatic untruths and exclusions. And the best way to make someone… — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
My wife asked me what numbers to play at the lottery. I told her 'the winning ones — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It is a wonderful thing to get married young and become a father. — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
Buying a bicycle is a momentous event, akin to marriage: you are acquiring a partner. — Dervla Murphy Copy Share Image
Do you not want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
What is marriage anyway? How do you define it? I think, for me, it's being friends. — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to.” — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“This man was the husband of my heart. I’d be a man for him, the man he deserved.” — T.A. Webb Copy Share Image
