No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. — George Gibson Coote Copy Share Image
I think with time you don't have an option but to listen to your wife. — Arbaaz Khan Copy Share Image
I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never… — Danny Bonaduce Copy Share Image
Most Americans don't care about gay marriage. But it matters very much to the knuckle-draggers and Christianists and whack jobs in Bush's… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Divorce becomes a holy moment when you choose to use it as a catalyst for having an extraordinary life. — Debbie Ford Copy Share Image
I'd love to be everywhere but I can't. I have three children and a husband who is prime minister. I need help.… — Sophie Gregoire Trudeau Copy Share Image
It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead… — Ted Bundy Copy Share Image
The most important thing about marriage is that the man must not let the woman feel downtrodden simply because she is a… — Saddam Hussein Copy Share Image
Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I'm a family guy. Most important thing in my life by far is my relationship with my wife and my sons, daughters-in-law,… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“In the brain, all data is freely associated. When I go with my spouse to sing on a mortgage for our new… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“I don’t know that she can ever make you a proper wife,” Tavis said in a low voice that sounded precariously close… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“Every one of her foxey ways was now so absolutely precious to him that I believe that if he had known for… — David Garnett Copy Share Image
When you realise that money doesn't actually make you happy, it's a quick fix to have things you've always wanted, but then… — Shane Filan Copy Share Image
“Leyel had buried himself within the marriage, helping and serving and loving Deet with all his heart. She was wrong, completely wrong… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Marriages are failing, and mothers are raising their children alone. Many women would rather remain alone than marry a man who can't… — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers. — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time. — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
My marriage was a bit of a low-key affair due to COVID-19, but things went smoothly. — Nithiin Copy Share Image
The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him! — Cher Copy Share Image
I made a wedding planning book and a whole double page is dedicated to the dogs. — Stacey Solomon Copy Share Image