Marriage Quotes · Page 130

Marriages may be made in heaven, but man is responsible for the maintenance work

— Bertrand Russell

I don't talk about nobody's wife, nobody's kids, nobody's family. I don't do that.

— Jalen Ramsey

We always marry someone for the purpose of finishing our childhood.

— Harville Hendrix

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

— Britt Ekland

Marriage is a great thing and it's nice to have that family bond with someone.

— Vogue Williams

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

— Tommy Manville

If a woman's got any instincts, she feels when her husband's off the reservation.

— Clare Boothe Luce

The reason modern poetry is difficult is so that the poet's wife cannot understand it.

— Wendy Cope

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred…

— Jim Carrey

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might…

— Scott Adams

Marriage is like a temple resting on two pillars. If they come too close to each other the temple will collapse.

— Khalil Gibran

I hope and wish that it's a Telugu boy for me. I have fallen completely in love with Telugu weddings and the…

— Raashi Khanna

“that two-thirds of unhappy marriages will become happy within five years if people stay married and do not get divorced.”

— Anonymous

Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour,…

— William Shakespeare

If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.

— Anonymous

“Marriage is not difficult...It's dealing with the other person that makes it difficult…”

— kjforce

He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which…

— Heinrich Heine

The woman who does her job for society inside the four walls of her home must not be considered by her husband…

— Mary Barnett Gilson

“Logan's been one of Marietta's most eligible bachelors for too long. Ever since divorcing that useless ditz of a wife, we've all…

— Roxanne Snopek

“My mother was everything to me…and then I got married…and my husband became everything to me. It struck me then… Regret was…

— Cécile Rischmann

“Mom says each of us has a veil between ourselves and the rest of the world, like a bride wears on her…

— Rebecca Stead

“Fred Ruskin barreled through the rain down Buchanan Street in his battered Pacer, the jar his dead wife had directed him to…

— Joe DeRouen

“I won't waste your time with the injuries of my childhood, with my loneliness, or the fear and sadness of the years…

— Nicole Krauss

When I think of a merry, happy, and free young girl - and look at the ailing aching state a young wife…

— Queen Victoria

You have to make your wedding day all about you.

— DJ Jazzy Jeff

Second, marriage is an issue that our Founding Fathers wisely left to the states.

— Judy Biggert

I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.

— Felicity Huffman

I've outlasted many marriages at Random House.

— E. L. Doctorow

“Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.”

— Laurie Notaro

According to the laws of probability, I have seen my neighbor's wife in panties.

— Green Monk

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

— David Cross

I think you will find that with divorce will come happier remarriages.

— Helen Fisher

I've never seen a diamond in the flesh. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies.

— Lorde

I have too much work on my hands and I would not be a dutiful husband.

— Cecil Rhodes

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

— Johnny Carson

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

— Woody Allen

A lot of men get women, but only few get wives.

— Vikrant Parsai

I never thought of getting married again. I'm quite difficult to live with, I think.

— Anne Reid

“Bravery is listening even when you don't want to hear it.”

— Alaric Hutchinson

My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.

— Olivia Wilde