Fans always ask me if I'll marry them so I'm going to have a lot of wives. — One Direction Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
All of my life, my wife's been the rock. She's made the right decisions. — Barry Trotz Copy Share Image
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. — Sugar Ray Leonard Copy Share Image
I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a… — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was very clear that I won't get married until I find the person I can be myself with and Rubina are… — Abhinav Shukla Copy Share Image
She’s best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You’re married to Gracie? That was you? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Marriage breeds its own special brand of loneliness, and it’s far more cruel. You miss more, because you’ve known more.” — Melanie Benjamin Copy Share Image
In a marriage, in any long-term relationship, not to bother with lying. There's no time for that. If you have any sort… — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
Man you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, just know your mom is my side b****! LOL — DUB$TEPPER Copy Share Image
“My marriage to Kincaid is a bit more complicated than I thought. There are certain things we don’t agree on, and—” “You… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
My wife, there's certain kinds of housework that she just doesn't see as necessary to do in the way that I do.… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
Sometimes in life, mutual respect becomes most important, and giving due respect to our relationship, Komal and I have amicably decided to… — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
It is important to note that in leadership - its not always simply about control or power, but responsibility. Both spouses have… — Jordan Blake Michiels Copy Share Image
“The sailors do not mind the arrangement, for they know that this way there will, at the least, be one person who,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I feel offended when people bring up my four marriages. I was 19 when I first got married and I thought it… — Rosanna Arquette Copy Share Image
Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign… — Adam Hamilton Copy Share Image
“when suddenly, as if a shelf were shot forth and she stood on it, she said how she was his wife, married… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
My friend request isn't a marriage proposal. Please approve it for a new friendship. — Â¥maxsteves⥠Copy Share Image
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“The loneliness of command had made Eisenhower emotionally self-sufficient.” — Jean Edward Smith Copy Share Image
We're so marriage-obsessed, we think that only married people are families. — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
Whether it was work, marriage, or family, I've always been a late bloomer. — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already. — Linda Fiorentino Copy Share Image
“Cooper’s been married in his head for a while now.” “That’s… kinda sweet.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If marriage isn't a first priority in your life, you're not married. — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
