3 FEELINGS what is the difference between stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
You comfort me, You make me feel special, You make me feel so good, Thanks darling for being in my life, I… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
You are so special in my life, I would love to be your wife, Sweetheart I love you so much, And my… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor I am divorcing him… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife is better. 2nd went in… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out... — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
HUSBAND: if I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE: That you are… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
You are so special in my life, I would love to be your wife, Sweetheart I love you so much, And my love for… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
I know Im not perfect, and I may have hurt you. But give me a chance again and Ill prove to you that I… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa :… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
I want to suck you ¦ lick you ¦ wanna move my tongue all over you ¦ wanna feel you in my mouth ¦… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
My life was changed, turned, and twisted, when I knew our friendship no longer existed. I know I was wrong, I know I messed… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
My smile for you will never fade, My heart for you will never break. When I am with you, The world seems to awake! — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
The more I get to know your mistakes, your shortcomings and your limitations, the more I love you because it just makes me think… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
Friends are your ears when you cant hear, Eyes when you cant see, Legs when you cant stand up. Without you, then I dont… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
A VOLUNTEER is a person who is a light to others, giving witness in a mixed-up age, doing well and willingly the tasks at… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend PEPSODENT reminding you to… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
It is better to be told a hurtful truth than to be told a comforting lie. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share
