I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you all the best. Happy married life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how you know I am not at all ready to be married...I am just to happy being single and free… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait to get married, its like having a sleepover every night with your best friend :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wife asked her husband, Do you love me? Her husband laughed and stayed silent. And said, then why am I here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife? A: Apologize!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys will want to change everything about you. But the right guy will not want to change one thing your last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My grandmother got her law degree from Syracuse University in roughly 1911 and later co-founded with her husband an investment banking firm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here is a relationship booster that is guaranteed to work: Every time your spouse or lover says something stupid make your eyes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am glad I have found this napkin. This was her first remembrance from the Moor, My wayward husband hath a hundred… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage does not guarantee you will be together forever, it's only paper. It tales love, Trust, respect, understanding, friendship and faith in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One minute. You know nothing about him. He probably has his own joys and interests- wife, children, snug little home. That's where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I eventually came to realize that my husband was a stranger. He had two completely different sides, like Jekyl and Hyde. This… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can spend a long time wondering why this has happened. You can tell yourself you won't take another step until you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
