A mans morality depends on how he treats his wife, children and friends, and how he lives his life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is that airports saw more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospital have heard more prayers than the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: [ ] Single [ ] In a relationship [ ] Engaged [ ] Married [ ] Divorced [ ] Waiting for a miracle to happen!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if being gay was a choice... so what? People choose to be assholes and they can get married! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow and always living together as husband and wife. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My friend Kate once went to a concert of Mongolian throat singers who were traveling through New York City on a rare… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I knew everything that was expected of a wife and daughter-in-law. I knew it in my bones the way I knew the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every marriage does not have a happy ending. All love stories are not magical. All couples dont end up being together till… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To you may the gods give all that you desire in your heart, a husband and a home, and may they grant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sewing machine is one of the useful things ever invented. Singer saw his wife labouring over the tedious process of sewing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How true my feelings were I found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me; Thank… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The role of the stepmother is the most difficult of all, because you can't ever just be. You're constantly being tested, by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Homosexuality is against nature. Sexual expression is permitted only within marriage, between man and woman, male and female. Anything else is an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad treats me like a princess and I will be sure to have a husband that will treat me like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy are your wives! Happyare these your servants, who continually attend you and hear your wisdom! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The behavior of some children suggests that their parents embarked on the sea of matrimony without a paddle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between goals and mission is reflected in the difference between I want to get married and I want to have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many options for suicide : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, etc… But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes resentment ending in domestic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding day was made that much more special because you were there. Everyone who attended helped to make our dream wedding… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You will wake up at forty with no husband, no children, and no career if you don’t learn to engage with the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best comparison I can make for you is that you are like my breath. I hope it never leaves me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And may it be that you have quite forgot A husband's office? Shall, Antipholus, Even in the spring of love, thylove-springs rot? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're a go go dancer and don't understand why you have such a bad marriage...maybe your husband doesn't like you dancing on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never. I wouldn’t trade one day I’ve spent married to Clarisse for even an hour of being single again. I need Clarisse… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're my weakness. I need you in my life. There's no one else I want as my wife. You give me feelings… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are so excited that our son has chosen such a beautiful, special woman to be his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Protect your girlfriend like your daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose your spouse carefully. Being single and feeling lonely is better than being married and feeling lonely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share