“Nobody knew why the market was down that day. But it didn’t stop everyone from having a theory. “Worries over Spain’s role in the EU brought the market down today,” said a woman on the radio. “The market had an… — B.J. Novak Copy Share Image
“I can’t even handle love, there’s no way I can handle it being taken away. I won’t survive it. Please. Please. Please!” I said… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“Do you think discussion questions can be unfairly leading sometimes? Why? • Who are we supposed to be discussing these questions with? • Do… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“But I didn't mind. I loved that everything was cataloged and ready to go and that I was technically now living and sleeping in… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“Do you think Johnny Depp should have driven his motorcycle off the mountain highway to his death? Why or why not?” — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“John Grisham exhaled, feeling his breath leave his body as he did, like his wife’s yoga instructor had taught him to do that one… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“In the aftermath of an athletic humiliation on an unprecedented scale—a loss to a tortoise in a footrace so staggering that, his tormenters teased,… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“You want to meet someone who likes the same things you do, and who likes you most when you're most being yourself, so that… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“he seemed to be blazing outside the lines of his own body, as if he were drawn in crayon by an excited five-year-old;” — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“Do you think why not is ultimately a better question than why? Why or why not?” — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“Being young was her thing, and she was the best at it. But every year, more and more girls came out of nowhere and… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“I feel like I didn't earn these stories, I feel like they just happened to me.” — B.J. Novak Copy Share
“It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest… — B.J. Novak Copy Share
