“person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read. —MARK TWAIN” — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
“A truth is not hard to kill, and a lie well told is immortal.” - Mark Twain” — David Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Mark Twain once said that history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. — Albert-Laszlo Barabasi Copy Share Image
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.-- Mark Twain — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The man who doesn't read has no advantage over the man who cannot read." Mark Twain” — Tim Underwood Copy Share Image
“Chomsky's writings are "classics" in Mark Twain's sense: something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.” — Stephen Pinker Copy Share Image
“So I "feckup" words sometimes...I write in a colloquial style, so did Mark Twain. Seems I'm in pretty good company.” — Emma Paul Copy Share Image
Where is it written that if you don't like religion you are somehow disqualified from being a legitimate American? What was Mark… — Hendrik Hertzberg Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain said that, outside of Vienna, all coffee was merely liquid poverty," Sarah commented.” — Magnus Flyte Copy Share Image
“Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Fingers, or Frida Kahlo?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
As Mark Twain said, 'I love Wagner -- if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!' — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Meeting Enzo changed everything. It was Mark Twain getting on a bus and sitting down next to Huck Finn. Or F. Scott… — Chelsea Sedoti Copy Share Image
“LEARN FROM THE MASTERS: Mark Twain once said, “Show, don’t tell.” This is an incredibly important lesson for writers to remember; never… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“After President James Garfield was shot, his staff used a Mark Twain scrapbook to compile newspaper clippings documenting the incident. (In fact,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mark Twain didn't psychoanalyze Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer. Dickens didn't put Oliver Twist on the couch because he was hungry! Good… — Samuel Fuller Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain made black people look like buffoons," [says Michael]. Mort doesn't look up. He doesn't know what we're talking about, but… — Paul Acampora Copy Share Image
“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." — Mark Twain Beh-Rang… — Samad Beh-Rang Copy Share Image
In my early teens, I read every bound volume of the magazine Punch. Every writer of any distinction in the English language,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A heartwarming tale of Christmas past that's chock full of all the wit and hilarity we admire in America's favorite humorist--Mark Twain.… — Gilbert King Copy Share Image
“I told him that if we doubted that we are demons in Hell, he should read The Mysterious Stranger, which Mark Twain… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Nobody had ever even stepped out onto the surface, she read in school, leading to a broken line of memorable first statements.… — Ari Bach Copy Share Image
It smells terrible in here.' Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
“Huck [Finn] and Tom [Sawyer] represent two viable models of the American Character. They exist side by side in every American and… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Around this time, Mark Twain belonged to a small, irregular Confederate company and later claimed for comic effect that he had been… — Ron Chernow Copy Share Image
You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. —MARK TWAIN” — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“Those who don't read have no advantage over those who can't." --Mark Twain” — Lisa Mayme Corbit Copy Share Image
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![“Mark Twain made black people look like buffoons," [says Michael]. Mort doesn't look up. He doesn't know what we're talking about, but that doesn't stop him from joining the conversation. "Michael," says Mort, "Mark Twain made everybody look like buffoons. He was an equal opportunity buffoon maker.” quote by Paul Acampora](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/090/paul-acampora-25334_black-people_mark-twain-made-black-people-look-like-b_3118392.jpg)
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