Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man. — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. That makes sense because old people are always… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not tested for, and yet that is the big thing guys are getting in trouble with in the league. It's… — Karl Malone Copy Share Image
The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he smoked so much marijuana that his hair smelled like a cupboard crammed with oregano;” — John Irving Copy Share Image
Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol. I've never used marijuana and I don't intend to,… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
While alcohol ... continues to wreak havoc in America, supported by a $6 billion-a-year alcohol industry advertising campaign extolling the joy of… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
For every child of an illegal immigrant who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds and they've got… — Michael C. Burgess Copy Share Image
The main point in our report was to recommend decriminalization...because of the way laws are applied, which have not worked. We have… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
“In strict medical terms marijuana is far safer than many foods we commonly consume. . . . Marijuana in its natural form… — Steve Elliott Copy Share Image
Kid gets caught with marijuana, that kid has a police record. A Wall Street executive destroys the economy, $5 billion settlement with… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
My point is pot is no more and probably less harmful than alcohol is. I don't understand the stigma of not legalizing… — Julie Roginsky Copy Share Image
I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry! — Joe Lieberman Copy Share Image
“They didn’t let you bring marijuana on airplanes, apparently, as hard as that was to believe.” — Allie Burke Copy Share Image
I love marijuana - Mary Jane - and you can print that! I smoke it every day and it's the greatest thing… — Rick James Copy Share Image
I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be? — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Bom bom bhole parsad (weed) iz more better then U, dnt know why : coz : u 1nly bring pain again over… — Blackbee Copy Share Image
I often surprise myself. You can't plan some shots that go in, not unless you're on marijuana, and the only grass I'm… — Rod Laver Copy Share Image
I think it will be pretty hard to deny the fact that prohibition of marijuana is on its way out. — Rick Steves Copy Share Image
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I am here because I am the first judge in this country to say, in 1990, that the war on drugs was… — Pamela Alexander Copy Share Image
Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Having a debate right now over whether or not to legalize marijuana is kind of like having a debate over whether the… — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
Ron Paul is in favor of letting states legalize marijuana, prostitution, and cocaine. So even if he doesn't win, that's going to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Do you think it's possible that when we're on something like marijuana or mushrooms and we believe we're having a really spiritual… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
People say that marijuana is going to hurt my career. On the contrary, my fight career is getting in the way of… — Nick Diaz Copy Share Image
It's an experiment, and it's probably good to have a couple states try it out to see before you make that national… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Everything in high school was reversed. If marijuana was supposed to make you mellow, I would be like, "The cops, the cops,… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
Considering the fact that I've used it in the past, and know what it is, and seen the results of it, I… — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
The young very seldom lead anything in our country today. It's been quite some time since a younger generation pushed an older… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image