Marijuana Quotes · Page 5

I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.

— Natalie Portman

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

— Jennifer Aniston

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.

— Willie Nelson

I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.

— Barack Obama

Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

— Drake

I tried marijuana once or twice in England, but didn't like it. I didn't inhale.

— William J. Clinton

If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal.

— Chloe Madeley

God put Marijuana on the earth to keep the world or at least some people mello.

— Scott

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I…

— Afroman

Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can…

— Thomas Jefferson

Marijuana you can give up, I've given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it…

— Larry Hagman

At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner.

— Louis Armstrong

I Don't Have Time To Hate People Who Hate Weed, Cause I'm Too Busy Smoking With People who LOVE WEED

— Abdul Basith Nazeem

My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana. Now we are in our…

— Peggy Noonan

“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me”

— Randy Kagan

I would absolutely never use the federal government to enforce the law of using marijuana

— Ron Paul

Marijuana has become like currency. Anytime you grow a crop like marijuana, or wheat, or corn, or anything that people consume on…

— Tommy Chong

“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. There’s some pretty good homegrown…

— Stephen King

Users of marijuana become STIMULATED as they inhale the drug and are LIKELY TO DO ANYTHING. Most crimes of violence in this…

— William Randolph Hearst

Ordinarily it would take me about fifteen minutes to get a hallucination going," wrote Feynman, "but on a few occasions, when I…

— Richard P. Feynman

I've spent a fair amount of time down at the border.I have watched as these packs of marijuana are on the backs…

— Steve King

So when people ask Galbraith, why is the change in marijuana laws important to the people of this country, because it returns…

— Gatewood Galbraith

“I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, “When I smoke pot,…

— Linda Ronstadt

Marijuana is the finest anti-nausea medication known to science, and our leaders have lied about this consistently. [Arresting people for] medical marijuana…

— Peter McWilliams

I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young.

— Dana Rohrabacher

People need to stfu about marijuana being bad for you . its safer then fucking alcohol.

— Stephanie

Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.

— Carlton Turner

I did experiment with marijuana when I was a youth.

— Andrew Cuomo

This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.

— Anonymous

Too many Americans have lost faith in our approach to the war on drugs...

— Gary Johnson

Marijuana is one of the least toxic substances in the whole pharmacopoeia

— Lester Grinspoon

I experimented with marijuana a time or two.

— William J. Clinton

You can smoke marijuana, you can eat it, you can wear it, it's a perfect plant!

— Tommy Chong

I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

— Anonymous

The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.

— Anonymous

I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point.

— Barack Obama

I haven't smoked marijuana since I was at NYU,

— Bill de Blasio

“A great writer is a blitzed illusionist of portable magic. You're welcome.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

— Anonymous

“Cannabis is just way too healthy for a sick health care system”

— Sebastian Marincolo