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Marijuana Quotes by Anonymous

46 Marijuana quotes by Anonymous

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A 4/20 celebration appears in the quotes, showing how people treat weed as a natural plant that can ease pain. Some jokes say getting caught is the biggest problem, while others joke about high school and even claim it makes sex better. The days 4/20 and 4/21 are mentioned as special moments.

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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

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Marijuana may be illegal, but so is the music on your phone and iPod.

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Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

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I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

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The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.

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This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.

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Laughter truly is the best medicine. Aside from marijuana of course.

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Marijuana is America's largest cash crop.

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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

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When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to…

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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

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What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash.

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Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate…

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If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith in humanity, period.

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Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.

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They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window.

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According to the Small Business Administration, more than 70 percent of all family businesses do not survive through the second generation, and…

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“And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the…

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“WASHINGTON -As states liberalize their marijuana laws, public officials and safety advocates worry that more drivers high on pot will lead to…

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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people…

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got…

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At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to…

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The amount of money and of legal energy being given to prosecute hundreds of thousands of Americans who are caught with a…

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My theory is that everything went to hell with Prohibition, because it was a law nobody could obey. So the whole concept…

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“The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year…

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After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.…

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Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing.

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4/20 is national weed day, 4/21 is national random drug test day.

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Act like barbie, smoke like marley.

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It's puff puff pass, not puff puff babysit that shit.

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I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.

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Sit back and take notes, while I take tokes of that marijuana smoke.

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Some people go to high school... others go to school high.

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Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.

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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

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“users, on average, grew enough marijuana to roll 54 to 90 cigarettes a day, far beyond what they needed for”

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I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.

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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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My boyfriend was Jane , he just brought me pain, he drove me insane , I just complain

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There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change…

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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