March April Quotes by Joe Kozlowski

“Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“Who went into the lion’s den and came out alive? A: The lion.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at a time.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? A: Transparents!”

— Joe Kozlowski

“How do you organize a space party? A: You planet. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why did…

— Joe Kozlowski

“Can February March? A: No, but April May.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat. Q: How do you make a band stand? A:…

— Joe Kozlowski