When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research. — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly weak women. It's the exact opposite. You could accuse me of having a fetish for powerful, sexy women who… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman are back in Cardiff, back in the box, and back in action - for one of our scariest adventures… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them. The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?'… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
“Rory: Amy. I'm gonna need a little help here. Amy: Just stop it! Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill… — Steven Moffat Copy Share
