“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when everybody mentioned their favorite Eminem song,she wanted skittles — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Little boy came home from school one day and he ask his mama, mama'2x what is that ? that hangs from daddy… — Clevelle Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo… — Pinho Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
