Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive. — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does. — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good.… — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays. — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis. — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
