The minute I tell you I'm a dyke and you're like, 'If you're a lesbian, and we were laughing at you, does that. . . ' Just let me reassure you, yes, that makes you gay. — Elvira Kurt Copy Share Image
The minute I tell you I'm a dyke and you're like, 'If you're a lesbian, and we were laughing at you, does that. .… — Elvira Kurt Copy Share Image
Okay, yes, there is a homosexual agenda. But there's just two things on it: Number one: don't get killed. Number two: a decent brunch.… — Elvira Kurt Copy Share Image
If you find someone that you think is your soul-mate, someone you could potentially spend the rest of your life with, why ruin it… — Elvira Kurt Copy Share Image
