Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image