Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Being born with a sickly resemblance to Henry Fonda was the first of a long series of practical jokes of which destiny… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
