I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Besides, I'd seen a really nice pair of shoes yesterday in the mall and I wanted them for my own. I can't… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
If you had pockets, you were associated with a labor force. It meant you had things to carry yourself. Otherwise, your lady's… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name. — Florence King Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a… — Shirley Jones Copy Share Image
And then like thunder broke the frost, The chill wall fell, and morrowless Immortal maid and man embraced, Their light and shadow… — Alison Croggon Copy Share Image
You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meg Whitman have in common? They both got in trouble for stiffing the maid. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Oh, why should vows so fondly made, Be broken ere the morrow, To one who loves as never maid Loved in this… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
The Maid and her soldiers will have the victory. Therefore the Maid is willing that you, Duke of Bedford, should not destroy… — Joan of Arc Copy Share Image
Oh, trebly blest the placid lot of those whose hearth foundations are in pure love laid, where husband's breast with tempered ardor… — Euripides Copy Share Image
I want to make my kingdom beautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I want my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[The] maid of honor - the unambiguous, grown-up equivalent of wearing best friend necklaces. — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
How beautiful is youth! how bright it gleams with its illusions, aspirations, dreams! Book of Beginnings, Story without End, Each maid a… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Silence is only commendable In a neat's tongue dried, and a maid not vendible. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
And the jocund rebecks sound To many a youth, and many a maid, Dancing in the checkered shade. And young and old… — John Milton Copy Share Image
In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage. — Diane Keaton Copy Share Image
...she waited until she and my grandfather Anthel were just home from their honeymoon, and then sat him down and told him… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
My friend, you had horses, and deed of arms, and the free fields; but she, being born in the body of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spring, the sweet spring, is the year's pleasant king; Then blooms each thing, then maids dance in a ring, Cold doth not… — Thomas Nash Copy Share Image
Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and a maid.… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image