You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Being in Harry Potter is like being in the Mafia. Once you are in, you are never really out. — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
The IMF is the International Mafia Federation. They're the loansharks of last resort. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever take sides against the Family again. Ever. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. — Michael Corleone Copy Share Image
“Even if it means I’ll never be the man you give yourself to, I’ll always do anything to protect you.” — Parker S. Huntington Copy Share Image
I don't think I will do a Mafia character again. I want to get away from the violence a little bit, because… — James Gandolfini Copy Share Image
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The hip hop industry is most likely owned by gays. I happen to think there's a gay mafia in hip hop. Not… — Fat Joe Copy Share Image
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
My concern is not for the judicial system, but for the reality that the shark fin mafia of Costa Rica has a… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
Some newspapers in Britain have become closer to these kind of mafia families. They wield an incredible power. They choose our governments,… — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“A cop's JOB is to violently enforce upon the rest of us whatever arbitrary bullshit the political parasites declare to be "law."… — Larken Rose Copy Share Image
“Burning books. Like the Christians. Like the Nazis. Like the Communists. Burning knowledge. Eliminating. History. Rewriting. No life under such circumstances. “F…g… — Tomas Adam Nyapi Copy Share Image
Organised brigandage has ceased to exist, but murder and highway robbery are still far too common in the less frequented districts. Travellers… — Alec-Tweedie Copy Share Image
“Okay, I’ve got the hidden microphones with GPS here,” Agent Bounter said. “Let’s get one on you.” “Now, sir?” “The Russians are… — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
It seems that the problem with government as an institution is uniformly bad, worldwide. It may be the ONLY thing that binds… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“It seemed as if doggystyle was her favorite position because she couldn't see who was behind her. She kept playing Snoop Dogg's… — Tomas Adam Nyapi Copy Share Image
“Monopoly is a market, or part of a market, reserved to the exclusive possession of one or more sellers by means of… — George Reisman Copy Share Image
You don't see Los Angeles erecting a museum dedicated to the birth place of the Crips and the Bloods and the Mexican… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
The evolution of government from its medieval, Mafia-like character to that embodying modern legal institutions and instruments is a major part of… — Douglass North Copy Share Image
