I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid. — William Moore Kelly Copy Share Image
I don't speak ... I operate a machine called language. It creaks and groans, but is mine own. — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
Probability of human error is considerably higher than that of machine error. — Kenneth Appel Copy Share Image
The Electronic Voting Machines were tampered with in every election since 2014 to defeat the BSP. — Mayawati Copy Share Image
My goal is to create friend machines. Friendly genius machines. Machines with genius capabilities. — David Hanson Copy Share Image
Amy Morton is a machine. If she misses a show it's because someone amputated her leg and she's looking for it. — Anna D. Shapiro Copy Share Image
Congress no longer declares war or makes budgets. So that's the end of the constitution as a working machine. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a… — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Manufacturing takes place in very large facilities. If you want to build a computer chip, you need a giant semiconductor fabrication facility.… — Ralph Merkle Copy Share Image
The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing… — Tim Wu Copy Share Image
First, we want to establish the idea that a computer language is not just a way of getting a computer to perform… — Hal Abelson Copy Share Image
What is life when you come to think upon it, but a most excellent, accurately set, infinitely complicated machine for turning fat… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
Machines can do things cheaper and better. We're very used to that in banking, for example. ATM machines are better than tellers… — Geoffrey Hinton Copy Share Image
Even bigger machines, entailing even bigger concentrations of economic power and exerting ever greater violence against the environment, do not represent progress:… — E. F. Schumacher Copy Share Image
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
He was free, free in every way, free to behave like a fool or a machine, free to accept, free to refuse,… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
We all are born with a certain package. We are who we are: where we were born, who we were born as,… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
In the field of Artificial Intelligence there is no more iconic and controversial milestone than the Turing Test, when a computer convinces… — Kevin Warwick Copy Share Image
Understanding human nature must be the basis of any real improvement in human life. Science has done wonders in mastering the laws… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
There is, however, one feature that I would like to suggest should be incorporated in the machines, and that is a 'random… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
A man has a very insecure tenure of a property which another can carry away with his eyes. A few months reduced… — Samuel Crompton Copy Share Image
Run for your lives-the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces. As these machines… — Alan Cooper Copy Share Image
Jim Grimsley's unflinching self-examination of his own boyhood racial prejudices during the era of school desegregation is one of the most compelling… — Dinty W. Moore Copy Share Image
“If achieving world peace and ending poverty were really genuine concerns to the majority, then they would have happened already by now.… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
The more complicated the machine, the more problems I find it has. — Michele Scicolone Copy Share Image
My body was a machine, plain and simple. I worked it to stay strong; I fed it to keep it running. — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
When we recorded our first album sixteen track machines were the thing. — John Deacon Copy Share Image
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
It is never the machines that are dead. It is only the mechanically-minded men that are dead. — Gerald Stanley Lee Copy Share Image
The chips are in production, the machines aren't. So we've got a little bit of work left to do. — J Allard Copy Share Image
