Lunch Money Quotes

I look my victims in the eyes before I take their lunch money.

— Steve Smith, Sr

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

— Bill Maher

I could do Superman, the Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, this kind of stuff [at school]. And kids would give me their lunch…

— Paul Laffoley

No one picked on me for my lunch money. Probably because it was the 1980s and no one had lunch money.

— Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Nobody is taking my lunch money.

— Jorge Masvidal

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch money, as her rates have recently increased.”

— Jarod Kintz