Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“God bless YouTube,” Lula said. “You don’t even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!” “Sure,” Lula said, “I know that” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I bet,” Lula said. “If it was me I would have been burning out the motor on my intimate appliances.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Holy bejeezus,” Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. “This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“We gotta be professional about this," Lula said, aiming us toward Route 1. "We need a plan. How about we get the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He's hot, Lula said, but he's a pig. All men are pigs. Do you really believe that? No but it's a point… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Play the role,” Lula said. “That’s what we do. We pick a role and we play it. What role you want to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You know, sometimes you can be real scary. I don't what you were thinking back there when you took those shoes off,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I don’t think there’s a degree in protesting.” “There’s a lot to learn,” Lula said. “You gotta know about making signs and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You know what your problem is? You got too many scruples. One or two is okay, but you get too many of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Oh boy,” Lula said when she saw me. “Think we got a good story walking in the door, here. What’s with the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“DeAngelo blew up my bus, so I filled his car with shit. Genius, right?" "DeAngelo didn't blow up the bus," Connie said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Lula hauled herself up off the floor and put her hand to her neck. “Do I got holes? Am I bleeding? Do… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“[Stephanie] "This won't be so bad," I said to her, making an effort at convincing myself. "How about your blanket? We could… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Hey," Lula said to Ranger's man."You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don't need plaster in it.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
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