I could never understand why anybody would take LSD for recreation. It's like, I think I'm going to take out my appendix. That would be nice this weekend. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that. The first three years were wonderful, the rest were… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I had a real epiphany. I guess it was during and after the operation. I did what's a common thing; I kind of raised… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
All my heroes, I guess, like John Wayne and all those guys, they drank and they smoked and did all the manly things. It… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Five hundred thousand Americans die from tobacco poisoning every year, and it's legal. I don't know, it just that's the - you can't stop… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Marijuana you can give up, I've given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
There used to be three networks, and now there are 40 million networks. There's a lot more competition out there, too. We would bring… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
