As much as I would have loved to look like Jennifer Aniston in 'Friends,' that didn't happen. And I really tried! I hit that gym! I got a flatiron. But it didn't happen. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
I realize I love crazy ladies. Of course I don't like to think of myself as one, but maybe I am, too. I dunno.… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
'SNL' was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I don't have any regrets. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
My dad is a mathematician; I think we both have that problem-solving, looking-for-patterns way of thinking. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
As far as celebrity, people don't stop me on the street and know who I am. It's more like, 'Doesn't she remind you of… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
I have this weird optimism that when things are not good - like, really, genuinely not good - that we shall persevere. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And as soon… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
When my parents were divorced in the late '70s, early '80s, the climate was that you should screw over your ex as much as… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
Evvverrrrybody wants to know what it's like working with Jennifer Lopez. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
