“And your parents, believe me—I don’t care what kind of relationship you’ve got with them—they’ll take you up on that offer. You share that sandwich with them—are you hearing me?—you share that glory sandwich with them and they’ll love you… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Underdog stories are easy to tell. It is best to be suspicious of underdog stories.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Regarding vengeance and arch-enemies, one must not only be timely but prideful, and pride exacts propriety.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Go ahead and flunk me for begging the question, then go ahead and fuck yourself for asking it.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“The goodness of our intentions was in direct correlation to the heights from which we condescended to each other.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Reasonable of you, John. Reasonable of you, Dick. No two Israelites had ever pattered so goyischely.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“If I'd thought she was uninterested, I never would have worried so much - the prospect of screwing something up is much more daunting… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Don't you feel as though you could love everything starting tomorrow, and everything could love you, if only you took an action to set… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“You can render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, but if you don't keep from Caesar that which is yours, Caesar will take some,… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“And Desormie dragged the back of his hand back and forth across his mouth twice. And Brodsky coughed fakely to mask his laughter. And… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“I liked it when things went together like that. Not just timing things like the chop/ flick/ knock-stopping, but space things, too. Like all… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“The further south the throng went, the more reasons it discovered. Vendettas once sworn for half-forgotten offenses were remembered and invented with each passing… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
