I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with. — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“We should draft dogs,” he said. “People would say, ‘But I love my dog; I wouldn’t send him to Vietnam. He might… — Lawrence Kushner Copy Share Image
I love my dog and I love venting to my dog. He can't say any smart ass comments back, he won't repeat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my dog so much. I would rather spend my life with her than 99.99 percent of people. It's not your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love having someone I can tell anything to and she will never judge me. I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all… — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours,… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
When people say But I looooove him!. My reaction is Geez! I love my dog! I love my brother, I love my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody… — John Green Copy Share Image
My husband was like, 'Sure, we can adopt cats, but you know, I love my dog.' But I have to say he's… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
“Expecting someone to love us exactly the way we are, is utter crap. We must adjust to suit our lover. Love me,… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
People seem able to love their dogs with an unabashed acceptance that they rarely demonstrate with family or friends. The dogs do… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog. — Patrick Demarchelier Copy Share Image
When I need someone to talk to no one is there. That's why I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And hell yes I love my dog and Jack D in my coke but honey. I love your love. Yeah I love… — Eric Church Copy Share Image
I hate it when everyone around me is in a relationship, and I'm just sitting there like, 'I love my dog!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like...I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
