The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
