Stand-up's a lottery - you think it's funny but the audience can disagree. — Lenny Henry Copy Share Image
My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery. — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
“I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.” — Roger Jones Copy Share Image
“Picasso was mainly dealing with winning Lottery tickets... and sometimes with painting.” — Jean-Michel Rene Souche Copy Share Image
“Public lotteries are essentially regressive taxes imposed on the poor.” — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
Life is like a huge lottery in which only the winning tickets are visible. — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be! — Abraham Cowley Copy Share Image
The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The lottery of honest labor, drawn by time, is the only one whose prizes are worth taking up and carrying home. — Theodore Parker Copy Share Image
My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Why is time more important than money? There is no time lottery where you can hope to win an extra million days ...” — Silvia Hartmann Copy Share Image
“The people around here can be bought and sold with a pissed-on twenty-dollar bill and a scratch off lottery ticket, so you… — Tiana Laveen Copy Share Image
Some of today's athletes do not have that kind of pride. They left school at 16, have never had a job in… — Linford Christie Copy Share Image
We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Who doubting tyranny, and fainting under Fortune's false lottery, desperately run To death, for dread of death; that soul's most stout, That,… — Francis Beaumont Copy Share Image
I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked… — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
Oh. A bigger studio. It dawns on me, stupid me, that Henry could win the lottery at any time at all; that… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
My whole career, I've been an underdog, I've been underestimated. Therefore, I've had a chip on my shoulder my entire career. Being… — Malcolm Brogdon Copy Share Image
If we find it hard to believe that winning millions might not be so lucky after all, we just don't have a… — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
The individual skill of the player determines the outcome, unlike betting on the horses or betting on the lottery. It's not an… — John Pappas Copy Share Image
I benefited from the National Lottery and I stand on the top platform in women's football in this country, but that funding… — Leah Williamson Copy Share Image
“Your chances of winning the jackpot in the UK lottery, in which you must correctly guess 6 random numbers between 1 and… — Erman Misirlisoy Copy Share Image
Like the rest of the genetic lottery, beauty is unfair. Everyone falls short of perfection, but some are luckier than others. Real… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
All this to say: I am forty-three years old. I may yet live another forty. What do I do with those years?… — Carolyn Parkhurst Copy Share Image
“the universe was not kind to auggie pullman. what did the little kid ever do to deserve his sentence? what did the… — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
“Find what you love to do, what you're good at and passionate about and then dedicate your entire life to working hard… — Amy Mowafi Copy Share Image
“The Lottery, with its weekly pay-out of enormous prizes, was the one public event to which the proles paid serious attention. It… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
When we conducted focus group interviews in the first municipality in Brazil before initiating the pilot project, a woman commented: Getting an… — Ruth Simmons Copy Share Image
“Talk about how various people have been “winners” in “the lottery of life” or have things that others don’t have just because… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
[Elephants] are less agile and physically less adaptable than ourselves - Nature having developed their bodies in one direction and their brains… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
I don't play the lottery. I don't care what my horoscope says. I think most things about the world could be improved… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
No one makes a million dollars with minimal effort unless they win the lottery. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery! — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image