I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock. — Milt Gross Copy Share Image
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men… — Milt Gross Copy Share
The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a… — Milt Gross Copy Share
I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time… — Milt Gross Copy Share
