Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it.… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
There probably isnt anything I wouldnt do. Ive probably done just about everything. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Weve gotten Christian Bale, who IS Batman like no other actor was before... — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
