“I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.” “How come?” “Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of making a nice quiche for Miss Keener.” — P.J. Bracegirdle Copy Share Image
“Jackson," I asked carefully. "Are you on any illegal substances I should know about?" "Nope." "Eaten any strange looking mushrooms?" "Not lately." "Any near brushed with eternal damnation that might be affecting your judgement?" He grinned. "That hard to believe,… — Cecily White Copy Share Image