The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?' — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will. — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom. — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything. — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
When I would work freelance in production in Chicago, there were a lot of times when I was working for cheap, bad people, and… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court.… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
Outside from with my older brother - and this would have stopped about age 12 - I haven't been in a physical fight in… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
My ability to notice that kind of thing, the sanctity of the bubble that you create, has not been so good in a way,… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude. — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste. — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
