Never have one kid in the room with you, and avoid situations that would look suspect to a passerby. — Raheem Jarbo Copy Share Image
My conscience is crosswired with my sweat glands, but there's a short in the system and I break out over things I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Gilbert... sat at the foot of the bed and wore the dazed, beleaguered look of a suspect hauled in for questioning on… — Joe Keenan Copy Share Image
