If you look up the definition of stand-up comedy, it's funny on purpose. A little bit of pressure there. It's basically acting.… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I love my job. It doesn't feel like a job, and I don't look at it as work. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
You know, it's funny: Over my career, I didn't win as much as I hoped, but I can look like Flavor Flav… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
The one feeling that settled in and stayed there for a long while, and I still deal with, is guilt. I was… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
When you're not successful, people look at the driver and say, 'what's wrong with him?' and sometimes the drivers look back and… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
You have to think that if you're starting first instead of 31st you've got a better chance to win. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I understand the relationships between the crew chiefs and the engineering or between fabrication and the body shop. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
No matter what town we went to, if there was a comedian playing, I'd go watch. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
The racing team is the most important thing in the world to me. It's where all my eggs are fully in that basket. I… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
When you've been ridiculed and talked about as much as I have over the course of my career, pressure doesn't exist. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I like to tell my own story using my personality and my insight, the way I see things. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
And Dale Jr., Dale's son, and Dale and I all raced to the checkered - were racing toward the checkered, which would have been… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I really love the camaraderie you can share amongst some buddies, and the ability to laugh, enjoy the afternoon, enjoy the day. Golf brings… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
The drivability of an engine is a big part of the setup on a road course. If you can't squeeze the gas down you… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I'm pretty comfortable in a car to know what I'm doing, and I'm exactly the opposite onstage. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
I always thought if you run a Marathon in less than 4 hours, there is a tick of athletic accomplishment in that. Anything over… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
NAPA has been with me from winning two Daytona 500s, to missing races with a new start-up team, and back to victory lane again.… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
