“You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. They’re all lying on benches in Trafalgar Square with hernias and cans of Special Brew.” — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
“If you aren’t paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice it creeping in, dripping into your subconscious like a leaky tap. The trick is not to give a flying fuck… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
“Your problem is that you’re more like an empty book and you’re waiting on someone else to write your pages for you. For someone… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
“You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. They’re all lying on… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
“The thing about lying is it’s like creating your own world, controlling your own little world. A tiny innocent, or as some people call… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
“Well the other thing about lying is that the liar is banking on two things when telling the lie. They are hoping that the… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
“If you aren’t paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice it creeping in, dripping… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
