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That awkward moment when your girlfriend smoke weed and looks like zombie like WTF!!! — Syntific Copy Share Image
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“Everybody in!" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“How’s yours?” inquires Marv soon after. “Or more to the point, what is it?” “Eggs and cheese and something.” “Do you even… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I THOUGHT ABOUT ONE TIME AND ALMOST DID IT BUT THEN I THOUGHT WHAT IF I CHOOSE THE WRONG PERSON AND HE… — Lol Copy Share Image
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