“I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway. Had I locked the front door? Of course I had. Only a moron would break into someone’s house and forget to… — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
“I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway. Had I locked the front… — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
“A pause. It might have been pregnant. I’ve never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not.” — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it. — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
“Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.” — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father. — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality? — Lois Greiman Copy Share Image
