“Oh, you thought you might eventually move out and go to college and possibly live your own life how you want it to be? Too bad! Nobody wants you, cause you suck and you’re dumb and you suck!” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“Change is ok, I guess. In small, infrequent, and easily chewable doses.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“I’ve had that look before. In fact, this is a perpetual look of mine: the telltale 'I don’t know if I really want to… — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“Hey! Great volley. I think you’re really cute by the way and I’d like to have sex sometime.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“Oh, you thought you might eventually move out and go to college and possibly live your own life how you want it to be?… — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“I’m not just overwhelmed; I’m completely boned. Like royally boned.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“I like to consider myself to be an average individual. Of course, there’s probably a certain subset of the population that would disagree with… — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
