“She ignores my hilarious joke and continues surveying my room, her fingers playing with the chunky turquoise necklace that sits above her abomination of a coral-colored sweater. She was probably going for “Capable Mom Back in the Workforce!” but the… — Dana Schwartz Copy Share
“The only other American is a boy from California whose name and face are equally forgettable, like a contestant on The Bachelorette who’d get… — Dana Schwartz Copy Share Image
“She ignores my hilarious joke and continues surveying my room, her fingers playing with the chunky turquoise necklace that sits above her abomination of a coral-colored sweater. She was probably going for “Capable Mom Back in the Workforce!” but the effect is more “Middle-Aged Little Mermaid Cosplayer.” — Dana Schwartz Copy Share
“BECOMING AN ARTIST IS A RECKLESS ACT OF INSANITY. BUT, IF I MAY QUOTE A PLAY THAT I THINK MIGHT BE A FAVORITE OF… — Dana Schwartz Copy Share Image
“You get to choose what you want to be. You don’t need skills you were born with or permission. If you want to be… — Dana Schwartz Copy Share Image
