The act of littering annoys me more than anything, particularly drivers who throw stuff out of the car window. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Copy Share
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Copy Share
All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Copy Share
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And I was… — Keith Allen Copy Share
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty nose. I've… — Keith Allen Copy Share
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Copy Share
I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.' — Keith Allen Copy Share
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Copy Share
I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the garden then… — Keith Allen Copy Share
We are governed by consumerism and it's terrible when that is all that life is geared to. — Keith Allen Copy Share
