A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
So here is my story, may it bring Some smiles and a tear or so, It happened once upon a time, Far… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
I have a trainer who comes three times a week and just listens to me moan... and I keep fit and keep… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
Oh, ants, my sisters, good old honeydew-seekers! From close up you are sticky and shiny and gristly; and your nymphs have parasitic… — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
I'd just play 'til my hands fell off. My parents would yell at me to stop because they couldn't stand the noise… — Randy Castillo Copy Share Image
THE FATHER: But don't you see that the whole trouble lies here? In words, words. Each one of us has within him… — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
Many people talk as if they have all the answers, whereas I know I don't. That's probably why no one listens to… — John S. Hall Copy Share Image
After a few days in hospital, I was thinking, Oh, gee - I raised in a church, Protestant upbringing which I'd rejected… — Chuck Close Copy Share Image
When I need to take a side, I write a newspaper article and I tell my government, "You should not do that,… — Amos Oz Copy Share Image
If anybody thinks they should listen to me because I'm a professor at MIT, that's nonsense. You should decide whether something makes… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
My big fight is not in the movie and I don't understand that decision but I know he's right about it, whatever… — David Carradine Copy Share Image
I kind of knew that there were a lot of people that didn't go to church and normally wouldn't listen to people,… — Eric Thomas Copy Share Image
I met Sam Phillips when he came in [studio] and I said, I'm John Cash. I'm the one who's been calling. And… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
President Obama started with a much weaker economy than I did. Listen to me, now. No president - no president, not me,… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I think there's a weird self-affirmation thing that happens in popular music in general. It seems like every song I hear on… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
More and more I find I'm really impressed with how much my son knows and how much he thinks like me. But… — Andrew Young Copy Share Image
Our God listens to us. Our God is a living God. He's not a block of wood you made up that's not… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
Listen to me. I am leaving, but I am living. I will not be gone from you entirely, Will. When you fight… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Please listen to me, you are not paying attention. I am talking to you about the Holy Scriptures, and you are looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen to me, Frankenstein. You accuse me of murder; and yet you would, with a satisfied conscience, destroy your own creature. Oh,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you out of your collective minds? I swear I can’t leave you two alone for three seconds that you don’t go… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I try when I'm writing to leave enough "space" for people to have their own interpretation, and not to direct it toward… — Charlie Kaufman Copy Share Image
The imagination says listen to me. I am your darkest voice. I am your 4 a.m. voice. I am the voice that… — John Guare Copy Share Image
You know, I've got a plan that could rescue Apple. I can't say any more than that it's the perfect product and… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
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