Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want them [kids] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either. — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson Copy Share Image
“That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Such poor liquor do make a man's throat feel very melancholy--and is a disgrace to the name of stimmilent.” — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
What seems fair enough against a squalid huckster of bad liquor may take on a different face, if used by government determined… — Learned Hand Copy Share Image
Life, as the signs in the liquor stores say, is too short to drink bad wine. And summer is too short to… — David Frum Copy Share Image
Let hunger sharpen your awareness. Abstain liquor and frivolous recreation, which dull the mind and weaken the body. — Laura Joh Rowland Copy Share Image
I am simply a 'book drunkard.' Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already. — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
“First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks.” — Susan Toy Copy Share Image
Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible…Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
“Why couldn't she have just admitted she couldn't handle the liquor and given up the deception that she could? He sat there… — Terry Spear Copy Share Image
The cultural propaganda embodied in two liquor advertisements, "Living well is the best revenge" and "Sip it with arrogance," have a curious,… — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
“All her life she would associate liquor with her childhood. When she was alone and did not wish to be, a drink… — Pamela Moore Copy Share Image
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I have lived hard and ruined the essential innocence [sic] in myself that could make it that possible [sic], and the fact… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
It was always so hot, and everyone was so polite, and everything was all surface but underneath it was like a bomb… — James McBride Copy Share Image
It's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“And even then, it's not like you did all that much," I said, talking over him, because it was the only way… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
These growth hormones, where can I get a bunch of them? Is there some way that, with electricity, you could stimulate your… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
An amazing piece of advice for a lot of kids, 50-year-olds, whoever is listening right now: Saving money is a good strategy.… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Having said that, I must now admit that I was still afraid of human beings, and before I could meet even the… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
French wines may be said but to pickle meat in the stomach, but this is the wine that digests, and doth not… — James Howell Copy Share Image
I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
It is not the fault of the entrepreneurs that the consumers,the people, the common man,prefer liquor to Bibles and detective stories to… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
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